Captain-SassyButt

Hello, my name is Darrian and I like Aleks and butt stuff.
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twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 

Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

(via pandorasmusicalbox)

kississippii:

i’m just gonna leave this here

(via im-not-nor-mal)

✧*:・゚Send me one! ✧*:・゚

askbox-dares:

(ノ⊙ヮ⊙)ノ — SENPAI

(ノ◕‿◕)ノ— I love your blog

(●﹏●✿) — I don’t talk to you, but stalk enjoying your blog from a distance

( ╹◡╹) — Want to be friends

(¬_¬) — Hate/Jealous of you/blog

(✖╭╮✖) — Dead to me

(≧▽≦) — You give me feels

(●ω●✿) — A starter, maybe?

(Source: , via skeletonteaparties)

bookshelfbelle:

"Control yourself," whispers the conscience.

"Stop," whispers the wallet.

"Shut up, we’re in a bookstore," whispers the heart.

(via jamespkcs)

sparrowbirdd:

They warned me and I listened but  THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha

(via byunniebae)

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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(via sp00nwhatdiduthink)

underrated creature moments[1/∞]
↳ seamus makes out with batman

(via ray-narvaez-j-r)

spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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(via chick-nugget)

cophineismymorphine:

chocolaty:

slygirl1:

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

(via arwyinn)

theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS

(via graphicalaces)

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

(via sarcasticcreatures)

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via chinaprimehd)

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via arwyinn)