Captain-SassyButt

Hello, my name is Darrian and I like Aleks and butt stuff.
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drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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zaycrests:

Booty Had Me Like (Double By Twice The Amount Edition)

zaycrests:

Booty Had Me Like (Double By Twice The Amount Edition)

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punkrockmeluke:

cliffical:

our job as a fan is to support them not control their life

this is so fucking important

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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tearbender:

but what if eren gets to his basement and it’s just 

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chinaprimeisonyourside:

Great

cosmo tip #21

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

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accordingtodevin:

If you ever feel embarrassed doing this just remember I did it four times at a local Starbucks and some other places…

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lolo9000:

RTX 2014 Meetup!

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